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0 Replies and 2564 Views Purpose Of This Forum      2564  0 Started by  SuperUser Account This a public forum to share jokes or funny things that happen to you as a quilter. Please avoid name calling or anything that might overly upset a person or group. To those who read the jokes realize that some jokes may be offensive to some and not to others. If the community feels a joke is inappropriate, flag it. With enough flags, we will remove it. Do not use language you would not use with a child. Please avoid pushing a product, service, or spam style messages. Any message is sub...
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12 Nov 2013 03:19 PM
0 Replies and 846 Views A Silk Merchant tries to Enchant a Silk Robe  846  0 Started by  Andrew Esswein A silk merchant who had every kind of thing that's made from silk, thought to himself I could have more.The silk merchant was convinced that his silk was really magic. When he felt it, he could feel light waves of power coursing through it. He had a customer whose wife put him in the dog house. He told the silk merchant about his woes, 'My wife wouldn't let me eat dinner because I came home late last night. I tried making it up to her but she just ignored my advances.' I know exactly wh...
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3 Replies and 3779 Views A Quilter's Choice Upon Death  3779  3 Started by  Kim Quilt Share The quilter died and went up to the Pearly Gates. There, she was faced with a choice: She had lived her life so that she could either go to Heaven, or Hell – her choice. She was pretty sure this would have all been decided by now, and she was pretty sure where she wanted to go, but she was also a very curious quilter. She asked Saint Peter if she could just take a look at what might be awaiting her in Hell. They entered a huge room (anyone ever been to the Houston Quilt Festival Bigger...
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by  Jeffrey M. FrazierJump to last post
26 Nov 2017 10:56 AM
1 Replies and 3246 Views Fabric Hoarders Beware  3246  1 Started by  Kim Quilt Share A recent study has indicated that fabric gives off certain Pheromones, that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase ungodly amounts. When stored in large quantities in enclosed spaces, the Pheromones (in the fabric) cause memory loss and induce the nesting syndrome (similar to the ones squirrels have before the onset of winter, i.e. storing food) therefore perpetuating their species, and not having a population loss due to their kind being cut up into pieces and mixed with othe...
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by  Jeffrey M. FrazierJump to last post
26 Nov 2017 10:53 AM
1 Replies and 3661 Views Reverence At A Quilt Retreat  3661  1 Started by  Kim Quilt Share The gals were all at quilt retreat, near a main street in town. That morning, a funeral cortege went by, and one woman from the group stood reverently at the window as it passed. On the way from the church to the cemetery, it passed the window again, and again the woman stood quietly to watch it go by. Another woman at the retreat noticed, and said to her “I’m so impressed by the reverence you showed to that funeral. It’s very thoughtful of you.” The woman said to her: “It’s the least I ...
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21 May 2016 12:47 PM
1 Replies and 2562 Views birthing a purse  2562  1 Started by  Sandy Lueth My name is Sandy of Totes by Sandy. I design and teach purse making. When the lining and the purse are together you then turn it all right side out through the hole at the bottom of the lining. Sometimes I make the hole too small so it's a little struggle getting the purse pulled through I call this process 'giving birth'. I was teaching at a quilt guild in Aspen, CO and when I came to the 'birthing' part, suddenly half the room started helping me 'breathe, stay calm, here some the shoul...
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15 Apr 2014 06:42 PM
1 Replies and 2517 Views Grandma's Cooking  2517  1 Started by  Peggy Benjamin Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. 'Logan, wait until we say our prayer,' his mother reminded him. 'I don't have to,' the little boy replied. 'Of course you do,' his mother insisted, 'we say a prayer before eating at our house.' 'That's at our house,' Logan explained, 'but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.'
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