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Last Post 01 Apr 2018 07:20 PM by  Andrew Esswein
A Silk Merchant tries to Enchant a Silk Robe
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01 Apr 2018 07:20 PM
    A silk merchant who had every kind of thing that's made from silk, thought to himself I could have more.The silk merchant was convinced that his silk was really magic. When he felt it, he could feel light waves of power coursing through it.

    He had a customer whose wife put him in the dog house. He told the silk merchant about his woes, "My wife wouldn't let me eat dinner because I came home late last night. I tried making it up to her but she just ignored my advances."

    I know exactly what you need. An enchanted silk robe for you, and one for her. The silk merchant began uttering an incantation:
    "Men’s silk robe
    With a nice brocade
    Affect her pleasure lobe
    Get him laid"

    The man took the set of robes home and found his wife appeased. She tried on her robe and he tried his on, and within minutes they were locked in an embrace.
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